Mom’s Home Baked Classic Chocolate Chip Cookies

I realize today is Film Friday, however for Wine Wednesday I just posted a bunch of clips and then yesterday I epically failed at posting thanks to a bottle of wine and a gorgeous friend (who you can visit by clicking here). So, if I went ahead with Film Friday it would just be too many films in a row. So, let’s say fuck it, have a little movement, and do this instead…Bribing. There’s nothing to be ashamed of when offering or accepting a bribe. Especially when they’re cookies….

Mom's Home Baked Classic Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe -
…(10 minutes later)… I’m having a difficult time focusing right now…. (another 5)… Chopped is on the Food Network right now. Have you seen that show? It’s efing awesome! I keep trying to ignore it but it’s impossible. It’s fascinating. And at the same time and for the same reason, I can’t turn it off. Ahhhhh!!!!
Right! Cookies! Bribing! Focus! Or, as the tri-nippled psychic in Mallrats says, “fuckus”…
Do you ever have those moments in life (particularly at work) when you just aren’t sure how you’re gonna make it through the day? I had one of those not long ago. I honestly couldn’t even fathom how I could go on living another 4 hours serving food and beverages to barely 19 year old, self entitled, pains in my ass. I’m sure we all have these moments. This was mine. I seriously thought I was gonna explode and congeal on the floor of the pub as a mess of anger, frustration, and just general unhappiness. Aye. So, I offered a batchful of joy to a co-worker/fellow server in exchange for my freedom…
…If he stayed an extra hour and a half and let me go home early, he’d have cookies next time we met. After teasing me a bit, he acquiesced. And I didn’t turn into a pile of unhappy mush.
Mom's Home Baked Classic Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe -
And now, I’m spreading the love and happiness further – to you! I grew up on these cookies. They are the very definition of my childhood. In fact, I distinctly remember raiding this jar until they were gone: 
It would do you well to make these classic chocolate chip cookies. As soon as possible. And then give most of them away as soon as they’re cool – or you may be in trouble…
Mom's Home Baked Classic Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe -

Mom's Home Baked Classic Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe -

Servings 24 cookies


  • 3 C White All-Purpose Flour.
  • 1 Tsp Baking Soda.
  • 3/4 C Milk.
  • 2 Organic Free-Range Eggs, lightly beaten.
  • 2 C Brown Sugar.
  • 1 C Butter unsalted.
  • 1 Tsp Pure Vanilla Extract.
  • 1 C Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips.


  • Pre-heat your oven to 350 degrees F and with non-stick spray, lightly grease 2 baking pans.
  • In a large bowl, cream the butter and sugar together until combined and slightly fluffy.
  • Add the eggs and vanilla, mixing well.
  • In a smaller bowl, combine the flour and baking soda.
  • Starting and ending with the flour, add to the wet mixture in 3rds alternatively with the milk, mixing well after each addition.
  • Fold in the chocolate chips.
  • Now, take a Tbsp and spoon small scoops onto the greased baking sheets, leaving an inch or two between each splot of batter to allow room for cookie cooking expansion.
  • Bake 10 to 15 minutes and remove when the bottoms are golden brown.
  • Transfer to wire racks to cool and chow down with a big glass of milk.
  • That’s right, Eat!
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Mom's Home Baked Classic Chocolate Chip Cookies Recipe -

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